poems......!!!!

HERE ARE SOME HUMOROUS POEMS FOR U.........REALLY COOL ONE'S

The lemons are yellow
The apples are green
You are the cutest girl that I've ever seen
But lemons are dying
And apples are dead
I've found a new girl
And I want her instead

God made the bees
The bees made the honey
We do the work
And the teachers make the money

Roses are red
Corpses are blue
When brains were given out
Where were you?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I was born beautiful
What happened to you?

This Valentine's Day
No memories to save
The only flowers for you
Will be on your grave.

I once took a girl to scotland
Intending a loving weekend;
But imagine the fuss -
IN the room next to us
Was my wife with a gentleman friend.

MAN-"Ah, the lovely lady waiting!"
Woman-(Look at you- you're sweating) "Stunning! Charming! Witty! Lovely!" (Ugly!Ugly!Ugly!Ugly!)
"I love that hat upon your head!"
(I wish you'd worn a bag instead)
"I think I'll have the beef chow mein"
(I think you'll have the Gravy Train)
"I can see you're quite a catch"
(Here's the frisbee! Now go fetch!)
"Shall I drive us to the bar?"
(Or maybe you'll just chase the car?)
"I've had the most enchanting night"
(Yeahright yeahright yeahright yeahright)

GUYS HEARD OF MJ(JACKSON'S) BEAT IT ....
WELL HERE IS A REMAKE VERSION OF IT

You're processing some words when your keyboard goes dead,
Ten pages in the buffer, should have gone to bed,
The system just crashed, but don't lose your head,
Just BOOT IT, just BOOT IT.

Better think fast, better do what you can,
Read the manual or call your system man,
Don't want to fall behind in the race with Japan,
So BOOT IT,

Get the system manager to
BOOT IT, BOOT IT,
Even though you'd rather shoot it.
Don't be upset, it's only some glitch.
All that you do is flip a little switch.
BOOT IT, BOOT IT,

Get right down and restitute it.
Don't get excited, all is not lost.
CP/M, UNIX or MS/DOS
Just BOOT IT, boot it, boot it, boot it...

You gotta have your printout for the meeting at two,
The system says your jobs at the head of the queue,
Right then the thing dies but you know,
Just BOOT IT ,boot it,boot it,boot it......

ALL THE POEMS, HERE ARE CONTRIBUTED BY MY FRIEND...RENEGADE!!!!